I'm still as single as an individually wrapped slice of rubbery cheese-product, and I'm still trying to find love on Tinder.
Life is short, why not give everyone a chance? We're all on this earth together until the rising oceans de-evolve us into legless fish-people.
After just a couple of minutes of continuous right-swiping, I had a plethora of matches. I asked all of them if they'd like to go out to dinner with my parents. Here's how the conversations went:
Frank transformed from a creep into a philosopher very quickly.
Jovan's wardrobe became an issue for date night.
Thomas doesn't scare easily.