He takes reservations but you should also have some about dating him.

It would be even better if this worked in reverse and you could find a single, mature male within a few blocks of your current location while you're out and about on the weekends. Although unlike when choosing a restaurant, we're not sure we'd want to date someone who had too many ratings. Oh, and by the way, this hilariously out-there concept already exists.

Sources: Redditor guy_pariah_777 | Artist unknown