Even the most jaded online daters can be thankful they've never gotten matched with someone as self-pitying as Google Plus.

In this new video from YouTuber Emma Blackery, she goes on first dates with Snapchat, Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and aforementioned sad sack Googe Plus personified. And based on how it goes, I'm guessing there won't be any second dates.

This video does not make a great case for getting romantic with abstract technological entities. But honestly, there are definitely certain emoji I would get a drink with.

Sources: Mashable