And please, please teach them how to spell.
New York Knicks shooting guard J.R. Smith posted these tips for dating a professional athlete to his Instagram account Monday. Because apparently it had been too long since everyone on the Internet flipped out at him. Most recently, you'll recall, a high school student messaged him that she was going to be at his game, and he replied “You trying to get the pipe?” because he is exceptionally self-centered even by NBA standards. It’s unclear if these tips are intended as a dig at a previous (hopefully legal) girlfriend who once thought about herself instead of Smith for a second. But here’s some free advice for anyone contemplating dating J.R. Smith in the future: don’t do it.