Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.
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The video is in German, but it's also in the international language of spurned love.

Martin from Germany had a bit of a tumultuous divorce with a woman named Laura recently. As he told Metro UK, "My wife left me after 12 years of marriage to be with a friend. I was really angry, so cut up everything and sent her half. I put the rest on eBay as a joke and a message for Laura. Now it's everywhere on the internet, it's crazy." Some may argue that the crazy part was him sawing all their joint possessions in half, but hey, potato potato.

Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

I hope it's front-wheel drive.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

The rare iPhone 2.5.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

So far, I've learned that "Halbes" (or "halber"?) means "half.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

How is this a joint possession?
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

Still as useful as a LaserDisc player. (via eBay)

Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

The most dangerous unicycle on the market.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

My aneboda don't want none unless you got buns, fraulein.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

LOL LANDLINE.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

The opposite of a loveseat.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

How could he do that to a movie as beloved as 'Bullyparade'?
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

Not included in sale: sadness.
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

Now called "Automatic for the Heartless, Betraying, Cheating People!"
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Jilted ex cuts everything he owned with his wife in half, and you can buy it all online.

Get some superglue and you've got yourself a really uncomfortable bench!
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