Most people are now familiar enough with Tinder that they know its purpose (to get people laid). In a Tinder conversation posted by Imgur user duckingautocucumber, he explained that when he first signed up, he didn't fully understand the app or its potential dangers. Given his naivety, the San Franciscan ended up going out with a woman he dubbed Joeladapus. This is the tale of Joeladapus and her box of dildos.

And thus concludes the epic Joeladapus.

Sources: Imgur: duckingautocucumber