Upon walking to the library at California Polytechnic State University on a presumably sunny Tuesday morning, Reddit user mellllon saw the same "Lost Dog" flyer not once, but 11 times. College campuses are strewn with posters, but this one stood out. For multiple reasons.

The unusual lost dog poster is for Jordan, a "cheating psychopath mutt" who likes "licking assholes" and was last seen "humping Julia." Those all check out as canine activities.