Someone or "something" has got Madonna on lockdown.
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Madonna appreciates good dick. She fears good dick. She is imprisoned by good dick. Maybe? This message seems straightforward on its surface, but the more you analyze it, the more likely you are to fall down a rabbit hole of scrolling through Madonna's Instagram account. I got totally sucked in searching for clues about what she could mean, and though it's mostly photos of her face, I started to put together a clearer picture. A dick pic, if you will.
Here are a few sample dick-owners/dick-wardens she might be referring to:
Maybe this guy has a gate-slamming dick?
First actual dick sighting:
This dog loves pole:
Must be her spirit animal.