Maybe everyone who ever canceled a date on you is a terrorist. (file photo)
People will go to great lengths to get out of a bad date. Make up a family emergency. Get a friend to call pretending to be work. Fake an illness. But 24-year-old Siyah Brown wins the award for most dramatic exit from a bad date.
Apparently, Brown was on a date with another man yesterday around 4:20 am when their car ran out of gas on the New Jersey Turnpike. But wait! It gets weirder. The reason Brown, a crossdresser who was wearing women's red pants and a sweater at the time, decided to jump ship was that his date had called in a third guy to bring them fuel. For some reason, that weirded Brown out enough to take off. Brown scaled a fence protected by "cameras, sensors, and barbed wire" and crossed over two runways before an airline official caught him.
Don't worry: airport officials are investigating the breach in security. Have a good flight home, everyone!
(by Shira Rachel Danan)