He kind of looks like Hugo Chavez faked his cancer and hid out at the Olive Garden.

Some people will always be kids at heart. According to the tweet that sent this photo towards viral fame, some sort of fight happened that made him mad at his girlfriend. We're not saying the woman staring at her phone is hiding any less, but you've got to admire the fact that this guy is still relying on the best moves of an irritated five-year-old. With any luck, they'll settle their differences and this date will end up with them both having sex in the dark while playing Angry Birds.

Sources: UPROXX | Adam Howell @Ahow