It's online dating tradition to keep who we really are hidden behind a meticulously crafted profile, and never reveal our true selves until someone has already committed to us. Because let's be honest, if anyone found out what an undateable mess we are, they'd immediately swipe left. Right? (No, left.)
But maybe not. Because one brave soldier by the name of Dustin decided to change the game by doing the truly unthinkable: being honest in his online dating profile. And it's actually working.
Here's Dustin's brutally honest profile:
"Well I'm a fat fuck with a big truck," wrote the young hero. "If we can't get a big greasy burger then we won't work." (Don't you kind of want to date him already??? Either that or I want to date a greasy burger.)