Many modern couples text a lot—sometimes about important things, often about nothing at all. Reddit user davidvanbeveren—identified by Daily Mail as David Van Beveren of Portland, Oregon—compiled a few "random" texts his wife sent him over the course of a year, and for the most part his selection exhibits the lighter side of their communication.
Samantha Van Beveren's texts to her 23-year-old husband are nonsensical and relatable.
"i don't care who you have to kill, just get me their muffin"
"Idk come save me"
"IM A KOALA."
"MY FOREHEAD IS GROWING."