Girls don't even like acrobatics. They like magic shows. Everyone knows this. (Via) 

He's already got a flair for the flamboyant with his matching purple shirt and long-shorts. No way is he going to let that wall go unhurtled, not when there are lady eyes to watch him do it. This is his moment. He's a pretty, purple horsie and he's ready to leap!

Sources: The Lad Bible | h/t BuzzFeed