Hack joke nearly ruins man's relationship.
A merry prankster posted an ad on Craigslist, seemingly trying to give away his girlfriend who hates his dog:
“Free to any willing home. ... My girlfriend does not like my Beagle Molly so I have to rehome her. ... She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. ... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!"
Ha ha! Women treated like unwanted dogs! Honestly, this gag has been around for centuries. Act like you're selling something because your partner hates it, then sell your partner. It's great for a couple of yuks if you blame women for your life problems.
The post was written by Willy Byers of Vinton, Virginia. Byers says the post was something he wrote as a gag in about 3 minutes. Who knows why. Maybe all his chores were done and he had literally nothing else to do? The whole thing was a goof. Byers doesn't even have a beagle. He has a pit bull. He also has a girlfriend.
The now-deleted Craigslist post went viral quickly, and Byers's girlfriend Stormie Wills was upset at being put up for adoption on Craigslist. Wills soon realized that the ad was completely fictional, but I have to imagine that she was probably still upset about how it all looked.
Byers took to the internet to clarify that the entire post was fiction. The couple affirmed they are both in love and proud pet owners to boot. Boy, it's getting to a point that you can't subjugate women for an anonymous jape anymore!