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Good thing they're not Catholic...


"All we do is talk about gay people. Well, I do the talking." - Nick Jensen (via CityNews)

In what can only be described as a Hail Mary pass to try and stop the advance of equal rights the homosexual agenda, Nick and Sarah Jensen of Canberra, Australia, have vowed to get divorced if same-sex couples are allowed to legally marry. Because the real reason people get married is to be in the same club as Nick and Sarah Jensen. I kid, of course.

Nick and Sarah are devoutly Christian. Nick, who is the director of a Christian lobby called the Lachlan Macquarie Institute, wrote an op-ed to Canberra CityNews entitled "Gay Law May Force Us To Divorce," which has gone viral. Sarah, maiden name unknown, has not actually been heard from, only seen smiling in photos.

Sources: Sydney Morning Herald