There's meeting cute, and then there's meeting wet. A woman posted a Missed Connection on Bloomington Craigslist that will hopefully be adapted into a feature film that reinvents the rom-com. It's got everything. Strangers alone on a winter night, a New Year's countdown, a kiss, and a hot, stinky crotch full of drunk guy pee. 

This guy better respond to this ad soon, because this woman is a dream-come-true to a nation of drunk messes in search of that special woman with especially low standards.

Sources: Bloomington Craigslist | H/T Gawker