Last night, a lady named Kelly Keegs violated the privacy of a couple after they violated the whole flight with their antics.
Kelly Keegs' journey started innocuously enough, with this observant joke-y tweet:
Little did she know what she was about to be drawn into:
Oh my god! They haven't even taken off yet! What was this guy thinking? You break up on the sidewalk outside her house, then walk away.
There's more. Lots more:
Now, that's in-flight entertainment. Or on the runway entertainment, actually. Making out after crying while drinking Bloody Marys sounds absolutely disgusting, BTW. Keegs wrote to Barstool Sports about the end of the flight, saying:
So the two were SO drunk, came on the plane and I just thought they were loud and annoying at first but then she SHRIEKED and started crying loud enough to capture the attention of everyone in the front of the plane. Cut to me tweeting everything, them being SO oblivious to everyone talking shit around them and the guy spilling the worlds biggest bloody mary on his khakis. He made 2 flight attendants come help him clean it all up while the (ex) girlfriend continued to sob in his face. The guy behind me said “I wonder if they’re taking separate ubers home!” while we were getting off, so they prob had to stop at the Hudson News to buy some ice for that sick burn.
A couple breaking up actually brought the rest of the flight together. Cosmic checks and balances, guys.