Redditor theRascal01 was making plans to meet a woman from OkCupid when a quick quip about gas turned out to be a deal breaker. The guy wasn't even talking about farts, but the petrol/gasoline it takes to drive out where she lives. 

Experience the awkward text exchange:

Please note the use of "cheap stake" as opposed to the correct phrase, "cheapskate." 

Sources: Reddit