But if he locks the door it will prevent her from getting inside to bite off his dick in his sleep anyway. And if she's capable of reacting in such a way, shouldn't he take the precaution to keep his wife out of the house, just in case he does something else to upset her enough to orally amputate his penis? This is why we decided to marry an Outdoor Wife. She loves to hunt and romp in the yard, and it keeps her off the furniture. The only problem is being out all night means she cheats constantly just to stay warm.

Sources: Redditor jakizely