Too many puns on a hike could put your relationship on the rocks.
Gary Pointon was branching out by exploring the Waitakere Ranges in New Zealand with his girlfriend Eve. He spent the entire time trying to annoy her into abandoning him with his nature-inspired puns. I don't know if I'd let this guy be my frond, let alone spend a whole day sticking by his side. It seems like he's trying to kick up dirt, but Eve doesn't get thorny.
I hate to be a sap, but the whole thing is pretty sweet. Sincere apologies for every pun in this article.