We all like to think we're there for our friends when they need our help closing the deal on a hot date, but let's be honest: It's always more satisfying to mess with them. And on that score, we could all take a lesson in trolling from Twitter user @Deno_Tron, who may be looking for a new roommate soon.
His friend, he explained, was coming home with a date later in the evening and wanted the place looking nice—but wasn't there to clean it himself. So he entrusted that operation to @Deno_Tron. A truly disastrous decision.