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Video game connoisseur Shaun Kitchener is a bit obsessed with the popular game Pokémon Red, a Gameboy Advance re-release. Apparently, the world of the game is littered with Pokémon trainers who great you with suggestive one-liners that really tickled his imagination. He began to wonder what would happen if he used them to try and pick up guys. Here's a sample, if you're unfamiliar with these horny little characters:

"Digging for fossils" is the hot new thing.
"Digging for fossils" is the hot new thing.
Sources: Shaun Kitchener