I wish I had a.) this much joy for cooking, and
b.) this good of an excuse for sucking at cooking.

Public Service Announcement: If your spouse comes home wasted, but in a cute and amusing way, it's your obligation to upload it to YouTube and let me share it with the world. In fact, I think people should just start adding that to the standard wedding vows: "...for richer and for poorer, in sickness and in health, and with the understanding that I will put your most adorably embarrassing moments on the Internet for people to laugh at." That's what redditor tivodvr did when his wife came home at 2am last night craving "grilled cheeses."