Imgur user itskindofapunnystory received a text from an unknown number that at first made no sense, then did make sense, then didn't make sense at all. It started with a text saying itskindofapunnystory "stole" his girlfriend from another guy, which was an accusation that itskindofapunnystory did not take lightly.
Itskindofapunnystory only realized there was a grave miscommunication between him and this other number when names came up. "At first I thought it might be real because it sounded like something my girlfriends ex would say but then a guy named Todd was mentioned. I do not know any Todds," he wrote on Imgur. Upon finally understanding the error, itskindofapunnystory of Michigan made liberal use of excellent memes.
With names like Chad, Brock, RJ, and Todd, that crew sounds a super threatening 90s boy band.