Congratulations, sir. You've started off your marriage based on a complex web of deception, emotional manipulation, and drama. It takes most people years to build that level of distrust and resentment into a relationship. But you've gotten it out of the way early, which will give you plenty of time to focus on the fact that your convincingly faked death gave you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to avoid getting married, and you completely ruined it.

Sources: The Daily What