Just read it, I don't want to ruin the amazing ending of this epic Craigslist ad.

Oh my Keyser Söze! That's a good twist ending. (via imgur)

Well, I have to agree with this guy. If anyone ever told me to give away my dog I would figure out a way to get rid of that person. I might even make a Craigslist ad to find someone to adopt the human who made the outrageous request that I forgo ownership of the most important person canine in my life.

According to Reddit, this post may have appeared online before, but it doesn't make it any less hilarious. I hope this guy writes more short stories, because I love a good surprise ending, and M. Night just isn't doing it for me anymore.

Sources: imgur