This Tinder experiment unlocks the shocking secret that men like boobs.

This Tinder experiment unlocks the shocking secret that men like boobs.
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Breast augmentation service Make Yourself Amazing released a "groundbreaking study" last week on their website to advertise the secret power of the most unlikely anatomical underdog: boobs. Who even likes them? "Uh, no one," you say. Hold up, there you are wrong. Dudes like big breasts! It's crazy, but true. In a very scientific and legitimate Tinder experiment last week, MYA used two different profile photos and swiped right on 1,000 guys, then counted the matches. In one profile pic, the woman featured was president of the itty-bitty titty committee. In the other photo, she was exactly the same except for two important details: lefty and righty.

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Before.
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COME TO PAPA!!!

They then shared the startling results. It turns out that men using a hookup app want to see more chest and a little less face. They're also not too bright if they can't tell those particular boobles are a gift from Photoshop, not God.

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MYA is obviously just trying to sell more fake tatas to insecure ladies who want to get swept up by some Tinder Romeo. Maybe they're right. We all long to be loved for the size of the meat sacks hanging from our chest in a wire and nylon sling. But if you just need the swipes, Photoshop works as well and is much cheaper.

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Spoiler alert: you're fine the way you are.
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