Turns out, a Tinder date is not the best place to try out jokes about murder. Reddit user ImmortalSnail learned this lesson the hard way. He shared his tale of woah in the "Today I fucked Up (TIFU)" subreddit and yeah, he definitely fucked up.
It all started innocently enough: Immortalsnail met a girl on Tinder (okay, not that innocently) and they met up at a restaurant. He wrote:
This are going great, she thinks I'm funnier in person (when does that ever happen?!), she actually invites me to the mall to hangout more with some of her friends when dinner is over.