This dude's 'automated' Tinder message is just sleazy enough to work.

This dude's 'automated' Tinder message is just sleazy enough to work.
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Messaging on dating apps is so hard: too forward and you're weird, not forward enough and you're a coward.

To get around this, one Tinder dude named Jesse set up his own "automated" message system so his matches can do a choose-your-own experience at the level that makes them comfortable.

Yes, some of those options included his penis.

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When isn't a good time to get some "bomb dick?"

Brilliant strategy. With options like "cheesy pickup line" or "generic greeting," what Tinder goddess wouldn't go for "crude sexual advance?"

Go get em, Tiger!

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