Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.

Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
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On Monday, Imgur user msang12321 posted a series of texts that took place back on Christmas between himself and a woman named Chrissy with whom he had matched on Tinder. She initiated the text conversation by saying “Hii” and he replied, “Merry christmad.” Yes, he spelled “Christmas” wrong, but that’s not a big deal, right? Well, it was a huge deal for him, the dude freaked the hell out.

He apparently decided he needed to find a way to recover from that grammatical mistake. So, what did he do? He promised to send her text messages for 100 days featuring new and real panda facts. You heard that right.

Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
Because who doesn't love pandas?

In his aptly titled post, "I'm not good at talking to girls," msang12321 said:

I matched with this girl on Christmas and then I messed up by spelling "Christmas" wrong. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked. I did what any sensible person would do...I sent her a panda fact.

Scroll down the texts and you may find yourself being an expert in pandas.

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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I matched with this girl on Christmas and then I messed up by spelling 'Christmas' wrong. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked. I did what any sensible person would do...I sent her a panda fact."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"And another one."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"And another..."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"At this point I couldn't stop."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I kept going."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I thought of stopping."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I thought of quitting."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"At this point it was straining to keep going."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I had to set an alarm so I wouldn't forget."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"But it was her constant replies that motivated me to keep going."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I couldn't let her down."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Thinking to myself, 'What would she think if I just stopped?'"
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Would she worry?"
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I couldn't do that to her."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Haha...pandapool."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Then I thought to myself, 'Maybe this is the highlight of her day...'"
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"'...that at some point she will look at her phone and get a new panda fact...'"
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"She even started to send me pandas of her own."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Not going to lie. I felt like she was trying to take over..."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"B****...I send the pandas. Not you."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"This is my deal."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"But I couldn't stay mad at her."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I was still having fun with this."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"And so were all of my friends."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"We would go and get a good laugh at the bar."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I would meet up with some of my buddies and ask how 'The Panda Girl' was doing."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I showed them the recent messages."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"And they thought it was hilarious."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Not only for the fact that I was still sending the daily panda fact."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"But how she still responded to each message."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Some of her responses were catered to that specific message."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"My buddies say that I have to meet her now."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"But I like to live in the shadows."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Knowing that I had a job to do every day."
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Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Someone who looked forward to my message."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"Because I'm not a hero."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"I'm a silent guardian."
Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
"This has been your 100 days of panda facts. Some may say it was panda-monium. It's been a good run. I wish you a fun, panda-filled life. Peace out panda scout ????????????"
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Imgur user nebworb commented: "If this girl didn't block you after 100 panda facts she's probably interested in you." Hopefully, msang12321 will take nebworb's advice to heart, because after sending an insane amount of panda facts, how he could let her the world down?

At least, he dropped knowledge on pandas and did not sext her, right?

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