Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.

Guy tries to woo Tinder match with panda facts, digs himself a 100-day hole he can not escape.
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On Monday, Imgur user msang12321 posted a series of texts that took place back on Christmas between himself and a woman named Chrissy with whom he had matched on Tinder. She initiated the text conversation by saying “Hii” and he replied, “Merry christmad.” Yes, he spelled “Christmas” wrong, but that’s not a big deal, right? Well, it was a huge deal for him, the dude freaked the hell out.

He apparently decided he needed to find a way to recover from that grammatical mistake. So, what did he do? He promised to send her text messages for 100 days featuring new and real panda facts. You heard that right.

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Because who doesn't love pandas?

In his aptly titled post, "I'm not good at talking to girls," msang12321 said:

I matched with this girl on Christmas and then I messed up by spelling "Christmas" wrong. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked. I did what any sensible person would do...I sent her a panda fact.

Scroll down the texts and you may find yourself being an expert in pandas.

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"I matched with this girl on Christmas and then I messed up by spelling 'Christmas' wrong. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked. I did what any sensible person would do...I sent her a panda fact."
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"And another one."
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"And another..."
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"At this point I couldn't stop."
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"I kept going."
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"I thought of stopping."
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"I thought of quitting."
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"At this point it was straining to keep going."
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"I had to set an alarm so I wouldn't forget."
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"But it was her constant replies that motivated me to keep going."
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"I couldn't let her down."
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"Thinking to myself, 'What would she think if I just stopped?'"
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"Would she worry?"
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"I couldn't do that to her."
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"Haha...pandapool."
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"Then I thought to myself, 'Maybe this is the highlight of her day...'"
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"'...that at some point she will look at her phone and get a new panda fact...'"
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"She even started to send me pandas of her own."
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"Not going to lie. I felt like she was trying to take over..."
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"B****...I send the pandas. Not you."
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"This is my deal."
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"But I couldn't stay mad at her."
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"I was still having fun with this."
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"And so were all of my friends."
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"We would go and get a good laugh at the bar."
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"I would meet up with some of my buddies and ask how 'The Panda Girl' was doing."
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"I showed them the recent messages."
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"And they thought it was hilarious."
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"Not only for the fact that I was still sending the daily panda fact."
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"But how she still responded to each message."
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"Some of her responses were catered to that specific message."
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"My buddies say that I have to meet her now."
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"But I like to live in the shadows."
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"Knowing that I had a job to do every day."
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"Someone who looked forward to my message."
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"Because I'm not a hero."
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"I'm a silent guardian."
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"This has been your 100 days of panda facts. Some may say it was panda-monium. It's been a good run. I wish you a fun, panda-filled life. Peace out panda scout ????????????"
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Imgur user nebworb commented: "If this girl didn't block you after 100 panda facts she's probably interested in you." Hopefully, msang12321 will take nebworb's advice to heart, because after sending an insane amount of panda facts, how he could let her the world down?

At least, he dropped knowledge on pandas and did not sext her, right?

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