Dating & Relationships

<p>While the goal of <a href="https://www.someecards.com/love/dating-relationships/dude-tinder-honesty-strategy/">Tinder</a> is physical, succeeding on the app is a game of wits. People work real hard crafting the ultimate icebreaker, turning Tinder into the ultimate hub for <a href="https://www.someecards.com/love/dating-relationships/tinder-jokes/">dirty jokes</a>, <a href="https://www.someecards.com/love/sex/tinder-puns/">dad jokes</a>, and extremely random questions.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="&quot;Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?&quot;" data-attribution="Netflix" data-attribution-url="http://www.bonappetit.com/story/master-of-none-tinder-pickup-lines-about-food" height="266" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/master-of-none-tinder-ayPMYW.png" width="625" /></div> <figcaption>&quot;Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?&quot;</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.bonappetit.com/story/master-of-none-tinder-pickup-lines-about-food">Netflix</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Here are the lines so cheesy, so corny, and so [food reference that highlights lameness] that they just about worked.</p><h2>1. Throw him a bone.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/8g335l7uy11z.jpg" height="1243" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8g335l7uy11z-1-9OHxvv.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/8g335l7uy11z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Not so clean.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/8mB3yIE" height="648" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8mb3yie-MvsY2c.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/8mB3yIE">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Don&#39;t fumble the word jumble.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/KZEPFzI" height="842" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/kzepfzi-VfxbRU.png" width="474" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/KZEPFzI">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. Work up that appetite.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/0og6ksg2jqty.jpg" height="884" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/0og6ksg2jqty-NDabRj.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/0og6ksg2jqty.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Get down economics.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/bv7ydaizcauy.jpg" height="402" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/bv7ydaizcauy-22Tn93.jpg" width="700" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Don&#39;t run any lights on the way over.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/qKaFbOq" height="1244" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/kd6ndekg-9FNRPd.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/qKaFbOq">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Find your spirit appliance.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="IMGUR" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/qKaFbOq" height="1243" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/qkafboq-9nyhoZ.png" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/qKaFbOq">IMGUR</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. Take Emoji Lane to the next exit.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/xoozmu9f4t4z.jpg" height="1245" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/xoozmu9f4t4z-B7zgan.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/xoozmu9f4t4z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Morbid, more problems.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/akb2uamgll4z.jpg" height="509" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/akb2uamgll4z-24E6Eh.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/akb2uamgll4z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. They can Heather the storm together.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/iqcys0ay8m4z.jpg" height="505" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/iqcys0ay8m4z-aUNsp4.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/iqcys0ay8m4z.jpg">reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Major skeletons in his closet.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/g6rtppvomi4z.jpg" height="1243" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/g6rtppvomi4z-YEfczu.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/g6rtppvomi4z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. I don&#39;t want no stubs.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/5df5l4j1ig4z.jpg" height="1244" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/5df5l4j1ig4z-RWAnhh.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/5df5l4j1ig4z.jpg">reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. A month in the making.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/ijzr64bndx3z.jpg" height="525" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/ijzr64bndx3z-AQ0dNu.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/ijzr64bndx3z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. Do YoU hEaR wHaT i HeAr?</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/8u186lncqv3z.png" height="1244" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8u186lncqv3z-Qcf7FJ.png" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/8u186lncqv3z.png">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. It&#39;s different in every country.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/6603vqwozj3z.jpg" height="593" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/6603vqwozj3z-K0goQN.jpg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/6603vqwozj3z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. Smooth criminal.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/l36ojjymal3z.jpg" height="653" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/l36ojjymal3z-lmj81V.jpg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/l36ojjymal3z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. Time is a construct.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/k5y2oatmdg3z.jpg" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/k5y2oatmdg3z-K7zxqy.jpg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/k5y2oatmdg3z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. Meta.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/yb6oidv98e3z.jpg" height="546" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/yb6oidv98e3z-oFG0dt.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/yb6oidv98e3z.jpg">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19. Revenge of the nerds.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/DwMJw" height="1243" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/klyauva-8MIX6m.png" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/DwMJw">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. TGIBF.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/a/BBihe" height="1244" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/rwe6wryg-GCAk0m.png" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/a/BBihe">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21. Your car. Blackjack. This dude. These are things I&#39;d like to hit.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/a/BBihe" height="2001" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/szgktcs-gZdO3X.jpg" width="1125" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/a/BBihe">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22. It ooks ike ove for these two.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/gallery/hmVRRZo" height="698" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/hmvrrzo-9m2TEe.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/hmVRRZo">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23. To speak to an operator, press 0.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/gallery/3jOwg" height="1136" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/guhvkkx-xCxAHh.png" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/3jOwg">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>24. Bulldoggy style.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6dkj" height="1280" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/rymugz1-WlF6ew.png" width="720" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6dkj">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25. It&#39;s a backwards society.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6dkj" height="1560" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/qd0kdmng-bLtZql.png" width="728" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6dkj">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 Tinder pickup lines no one would have the balls to say in real life.

While the goal of Tinder is physical, succeeding on the app is a game of wits. People work real hard crafting the ultimate icebreaker, turning Tinder into the ultimate hub for dirty jokes, dad jokes, and extremely random questions. &quot;Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?&quot; NetflixHere are the lines so cheesy, so corny, and so [food reference that highlights lameness] that they just about worked.1. Throw him a bone.Reddit2. Not so clean.Imgur3. Don&#39;t fumble the word jumble.Imgur4. Work up that appetite.Reddit5. Get down economics.6. Don&#39;t run any lights on the way over.Imgur7. Find your spirit appliance.IMGUR8. Take Emoji Lane to the next exit.Reddit9. Morbid, more problems.Reddit10. They can Heather the storm together.reddit11. Major skeletons in his closet.Reddit12. I don&#39;t want no stubs.reddit13. A month in the making.Reddit14. Do YoU hEaR wHaT i HeAr?Reddit15. It&#39;s different in every country.Reddit16. Smooth criminal.Reddit17. Time is a construct.Reddit18. Meta.Reddit19. Revenge of the nerds.Imgur20. TGIBF.Imgur21. Your car. Blackjack. This dude. These are things I&#39;d like to hit.Imgur22. It ooks ike ove for these two.Imgur23. To speak to an operator, press 0.Imgur24. Bulldoggy style.Imgur25. It&#39;s a backwards society.Imgur

While the goal of Tinder is physical, succeeding on the app is a game of wits. People work real hard crafting the ultimate icebreaker, turning Tinder into the ultimate hub for dirty jokes, dad jokes, and extremely random questions.  ...