A Cincinnati man named Chris has created the most elaborate and persuasive Tinder profile the Internet has ever seen. Now, his salesmanship is winning him viral fame, as well as (one would assume) unlimited sex.
Instead of using Tinder's six photo slots for the ordinary fare (shirtless pic, tiger pic, group of friends pic where you have to guess which is him), he optimized his space by creating a six-slide Powerpoint presentation listing all the reasons women should date him. His bullet points are hilarious and strangely convincing.
Any woman who reads to the end of this would be foolish not to go on a date with Chris. How often do you meet a guy who's talented, sensitive, good at massages (strong hands), has his own place, and no longer wears gold banana hammocks? Almost never.