16-year-old Houstonian Reese Hebert was home recently when a boy from her school texted her out of the blue, acting all thirsty and disrespectful. When she told him she was showering, he asked if he could see. (All teenage boys think that line will work.) Instead, she pulled out a selfie she had been saving for just such an occasion, and trolled him so hard the whole internet heard about it.
It's not every day you can crush a boy's hopes while also being goofy. This is pure art. And the Twittersphere agrees. Hebert's tweet has been retweeted more than 3,300 times, and favorited more than 6,3000.
In this day and age, it's more important than ever not to be a creep with people you want to date. You don't just risk offending them—you might end up going viral. Then everyone will know what a little perv you are.