If you're a woman who uses the Internet for any sort of communication, at some point some jerk is going to send you a dick pic.
You didn't ask for it, and you didn't want it. What can be done? Make him deeply regret being a dick and showing you his.
1. Properly identify the pictured item.
2. Remember your biology class.
3. Get "Frozen."
4. Make the dick take a good, hard look at itself.
5. Send a picture of the second-most unwelcome Dick.
6. Ruin Cheetos for him forever.
7. Take him to the bone zone.
8. Show him yours.
9. Tell on him.
10. Go public.
11. Or a zucchini.
12. Finally, a use for that dumb kitchen gadget.
13. Nobody likes carrots.
14. Repeat: NOBODY likes carrots.
15. Send in your hired goons.
16. Take it all the way to the top.
17. Be direct, and/or be sarcastic.
18. Just laugh at him.