This is what happens when men get unsolicited photos from women of a "down there" nature.

This is what happens when men get unsolicited photos from women of a "down there" nature.
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Los Angeles-based writer Kerry Quinn was messing around on the new dating app Bumble when she decided to do a little experiment. Men love sending unsolicited dick pics, no matter how often they're told it's horrible and you should never ever snap and send without being specifically asked. Why hasn't the madness ended? How would men like it if women were sending them unsolicited vagina photos? Well, turns out they'd like it a lot. Quinn sent a bunch of men a photo of a vagina (not hers) via the dating app and their responses were almost entirely wild enthusiasm:

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With a spoonful of disbelief.

Though some couldn't resist negging her photo skills:

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Relax, dude.

Most immediately wanted to meet her:

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"This weekend I'm deleting this app and throwing my phone in the fire. You?"
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One guy just sent a pic of his dog:

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Open to interpretation.

This response is border-line romantic:

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Comparatively.

A lot of guys sent shirtless photos, which is confusing. You're getting a free pass to send the dick pics you so love! Why only go halfway?

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Unless you have something to hide...

Oh wait, a bunch did send dick pics:

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"YES. YES. MEET ME, PLEASE, MEET ME!"

Most appreciated that they'd met the unicorn of dating app matches. A girl who send a genitalia photo:

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It kinda seems like she now has her dating strategy down pat:

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#1 Vagina.

Except who would want to meet up with someone after playing their biggest card at the top? Kerry Quinn writes:

In the end, though, I didn't end up meeting any of the guys and unmatched with all of them. I don't think we'd be able to just meet for a drink after a v-pic. After all, how do you come back from a level of pseudo-intimacy generated by a fake body part? You don't.

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But at least you know what to do if you ever change your mind, girl.

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