A woman has horrified the Internet by posting to the "Today I Fucked Up" subreddit with a story that just sucks. For her fiancé. Because that's what happened to his penis.

As always, the story's title says it all.
As always, the story's title says it all.

"TIFU by sucking my fiancés penis into the vacuum hose NSFW."

This actually happened quite some time ago.

We were cleaning and he flashed me, I had the vacuum hose out so I threatened him with it. I didn't actually do anything at first, but then I turned the vacuum off and asked him if he'd ever done that. He said no, and we both got curious. I thought that was a thing that guys did, kind of like a rite of passage.

Apparently it's a thing that no guy should do, because the suction doesn't just pull the penis. It pulls the balls as well. Luckily, I had my hand on the 'off' switch just in case. He was in pain for a few minutes, but nothing severe. His junk survived.