Valentine's Day has come and gone for another year, and for most people, life continued as usual. But for one woman, a day that started out innocent, hopeful, and full of romance ended in a nightmare—mostly in her head, but also on Snapchat.
On Sunday, Imgur user LilMsSliceNDice posted a series of Snapchats chronicling her ill-fated day, starting with the sweet moment she woke up with her guy. His highlighter-yellow sleeping face makes his first appearance resting on the pillow next to hers.
Because it was a special day, her fella, usually no fan of the kitchen, decided to try to cook for his lady. His first mistake was microwaving the bacon, but cut him a break, since he's not real.
After breakfast it was time to get the day started. Her boyfriend announced that he was taking her on a mystery date—whoa, who is this guy, The Bachelor?
The mystery date ended up being at Starbucks. Sure, maybe it's not the most original idea, but gals love Starbucks, and her boyfriend pulled the "tough guy" act to make sure they got her name right this time.
After Starbucks, her man was eager to head home, probably to take the romance back to the bedroom.
And that's when tragedy struck.
Obviously distraught, our heroine grabbed her boyfriend (he's a stick figure, so he only weighs about 2 pounds, max) and rushed him to the hospital. Because he's a stick figure, his insurance is lousy—no ambulances for stick figure boyfriends, so she had to get back on the bus and beg people not to press the "request stop" button.
Their ordeal ended here, on these steps, where her lover bled out, and she left him. Presumably to be eaten by stick figure vultures. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, stick to stick.
Back home, stunned and alone, she turned to the church frequented most by young women around the world—Beyoncé.
And within minutes, she was fine. Hey guys, guess what? Boyfriends aren't so great anyway.
The end…OR IS IT? Check out the full post to see who makes a surprising comeback (spoiler: it's her boyfriend, a.k.a. the Ghost of Valentine's Day Past).