The fact that it's Valentine's Day is equally true for everyone: the singles, the couples in love, the couples denying they're not in love, the couples where one of them knows it's over but the other hasn't realized it, or people who are in love with people who barely know they exist. Is anyone else crying right now? But it's the MOST Valentine's Day for joke-writers on Twitter, because let's face it: no matter how happily married they are, every one of these comedians trained professionally to be lonely and bitter forever. It just so happens some of them failed at that.
Love means never having to say you're sorry, except constantly in the case of every relationship ever both in real life and in movies and tv— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) February 14, 2016
Roses are red, violets are blue, HOPE YOUR VALENTINES DAY DINNER WITH AMY IS SUPER ROMANTIC, BRAD YOU SONOFABITCH— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 14, 2016
couples have love but single people have funnier memes to relate to so i think we win— shannon coffey (@coffeys) February 14, 2016