The fact that it's Valentine's Day is equally true for everyone: the singles, the couples in love, the couples denying they're not in love, the couples where one of them knows it's over but the other hasn't realized it, or people who are in love with people who barely know they exist. Is anyone else crying right now? But it's the MOST Valentine's Day for joke-writers on Twitter, because let's face it: no matter how happily married they are, every one of these comedians trained professionally to be lonely and bitter forever. It just so happens some of them failed at that.