Likely after screaming, "OH, YOU WANT ME TO WEAR THE WEDDING RING, I'LL WEAR THE DAMN WEDDING RING," an unfortunate Chinese man sought emergency services to remove his wedding band from his penis.

Yes, there is footage for some reason. (Why are FIREMEN there?)

As if that wasn't humiliating enough, The Sun reported almost offhandedly that the man's wife asked him to wear the "tiny ring" to demonstrate his loyalty to her. It feels extremely rude to point out the extra-small size of the ring.