It can be hard for guys to get ahead on Tinder, even when they aren't making colossal mistakes. Standing out from the pack of sweaty dudes is no easy feat when you know women are swiping past tons of look-alike bros at a breakneck speed. But FoodBeast writer Sean Fahmy is well aware of the fastest way to a woman's heart, and took full advantage by creating a new Tinder profile for himself—as a glass of wine.
You might think after reading his profile, that he had squeezed every lap drop of fine-aged pun from the, uh, pun vine. But you'd be very, very wrong! He saved the rest for all the thirsty women who swiped right.
But not every woman was into it.
Well. There's no accounting for taste.