An Imgur user posted this text message monologue between himself and a woman who has never heard the saying, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, also maybe don't threaten someone by saying they'll never get to see you again while simultaneously making yourself seem like someone no one would ever want to see again in a million years." According to Reddit, the guy had to postpone his second date with this person by one hour and that's when this all started:

Sources: Imgur