Twitter user @_blotty (real name Makela) had a first date run-in with her bowels that may preclude her from ever seeing that particular male suitor ever again. Everyone's had a first date that, in retrospect, was riddled with slightly embarrassing moments—although they're usually no big deal. Sometimes, though, first dates are a literal shit storm, like Makela's. Now listen to the tale of poop girl. 

Sources: h/t Daily Mail