'Poop girl' becomes Twitter hero for viral story of clogging a toilet on the first date.

'Poop girl' becomes Twitter hero for viral story of clogging a toilet on the first date.
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Twitter user @_blotty (real name Makela) had a first date run-in with her bowels that may preclude her from ever seeing that particular male suitor ever again. Everyone's had a first date that, in retrospect, was riddled with slightly embarrassing moments—although they're usually no big deal. Sometimes, though, first dates are a literal shit storm, like Makela's. Now listen to the tale of poop girl. 

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The text exchange with her sister was very animated. 

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Her sister didn't really have any good advice to offer Makela, but Makela's fortune was about to change.

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Makela believes the lesson to be learned here is to not drink coffee before a date. Alternative lessons could be: hold that shit in, wrap up a clogged poop and bury it in the trash, do anything else besides carry around a memento of meals past.

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For Makela, her fate has been sealed. She is the poop girl.  

Poop girl, never alone because she always has her poop with her.

What's the best method for dealing with a toilet clogged with poop on a first date? 

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