Redditor Quackattackaggie shared the lovely tale of his sister and the sister's ex reconnecting via text message. The texts speak for themselves in terms of their display of immaturity and epic comebacks, but some context is needed to fully appreciate the full drama.
When Quackattackaggie posted the story, he said that his sister's ex ending up calling her in tears after this little exchange, and that they had been apart for about eight months. OK, that's all you need to know for now. See you on the other side, with more juicy deets.
The best part is, this woman isn't even engaged. She was, to quote her brother, "ring shopping with her boyfriend" and "pointing out what she likes so he will know in the future."
This woman is a level 10 genius. Props to her. Hopefully this ex can finally let her go now, even though she's merely made herself more appealing with her flawless responses.