So now we never need another viral video like this ever again.

As a man, you probably have feelings about your penis and its size relative to the penises of other men. We, as women, totally get that. We basically invented body image issues!

Well, buckle your seatbelt because these women aged 18 to 50 have definitively answered the question of whether size matters, and guess what? It does to some women and not to others! Thank you, Cut Video, for bringing us this exclusive reportage.

Now gents, get under your bedcovers with your flashlight and tell your penis the good news. No, not that you're perfectly adequate to someone, but that we can stop making viral videos asking women about their preferred penis size and shape.

Sources: Cut Video