A particularly entertaining recent AskReddit solicited calls for "a quote from the worst date you've been on."

It was particularly entertaining because terrible dates are hilarious to view from a safe distance, through the glow of your computer screen. As opposed to watching them unfold like a movie from the middle of a busy restaurant while your date's screaming obscenities about the waiter's ethnicity.

Anyway, the people on Reddit have been on approximately infinity terrible dates. It's a lot of awkward.