It was particularly entertaining because terrible dates are hilarious to view from a safe distance, through the glow of your computer screen. As opposed to watching them unfold like a movie from the middle of a busy restaurant while your date's screaming obscenities about the waiter's ethnicity.
Anyway, the people on Reddit have been on approximately infinity terrible dates. It's a lot of awkward.
1. Petgreg probably tipped well and then had a drink with her driver instead of her date.
2. Another vehicular error, from procrastiwriter, that proves you should just meet at the restaurant.
3. Hopefully bestbeloved was not on a first date.
4. Here's a break from the horror stories. Kalipygia had a genuinely fun time.
5. And here's another horror story! From CarneAsadaSteve:
"What so you mean you don't believe in dinosaurs?"
"There's no way for us to know they existed it was so long ago"
"What about the fossils"
"Satan placed those on earth years ago to shake our faith"
6. IfYouRun should have never told the truth about pepperoni.
7. Destiny fated Missallis for this partner, but Missallis disagreed.
8. Can't believe this is the eighth entry in the list and the first racist quote.
9. SanshaXII didn't hear a word from his date until this text.
10. Alltherobots got to meet a fun bird.
11. Kingy-89 has nominated himself for worst quote of the date.
12. This one from hldwg is purely baffling. And shockingly only the second racial one!
13. Dexie_ will make you cry if you've ever fallen in love with someone who thinks they're your mom.
14. Wytorny's date made a pretty good point, though.
15. Okay, now we're racking up the racist ones. Like this one from petgreg:
"The problem with this country is all the fucking immigrants."
"But you're from Iran!"
"I know, but that was like ten years ago."