Also, mozzarella sticks matter more to me than you, but only if they're really hot and fresh.

“But if I was already pretty full, and it came down to comforting you or eating a whole roast chicken, I’d pick you every time.” This note was found on the floor of an eighth grade teacher's classroom, and we certainly hope the girl (we have to assume it was a girl, sorry) asking these questions holds on to the extremely honest boy she has found. Because she’s never going to date another man who will tell her, point blank, "Fried chicken matters more to me than you do." Even though many of them will be thinking it, because fried chicken is delicious, and she’s kind of annoying.

Sources: Redditor lisabethlynn