Flirting

<p>In the era of texting, DM&#39;s and Instagram stories, it can be more confusing than ever to know if someone likes you. For example, what does it mean if they immediately watch all your Instagram stories but take days to respond to texts?! (No seriously, I&#39;m asking) There are so many signals to interpret on so many different communication platforms that dating can feel like a mystery you have to solve.</p><p>So it&#39;s refreshing when someone tries to make their crush&#39;s life easier by dropping clues so obvious that the person would have to be completely oblivious not to pick up on them. However, this doesn&#39;t always work because there are a lot of clueless people out there&mdash;they&#39;re called &quot;men.&quot; Haha jk, of course #notallmen are oblivious to a woman&#39;s subtle (or not-subtle) hints that she&#39;s in to them. But a lot of them are. And honestly, it can be pretty endearing.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>A girl named Kuda shared a prime example of a clueless guy, her neighbor, who was completely unaware that she likes him, even when she kept dropping the most obvious possible hints.</h2><p>She <a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/CUoEzMJ#Y52ekF2" target="_blank">shared their texts on Imgur</a> where they went viral, because her struggle and his struggle&mdash;both very different struggles&mdash;are entirely too real and relatable to a lot of people.</p><h2>First, she reached out to him out-of-the-blue after getting his number from a mutual friend. CLUE #1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/CUoEzMJ#Y52ekF2" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/1-m71ura.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/CUoEzMJ#Y52ekF2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>Then she said she needed &quot;help&quot; with her &quot;bed&quot; followed by THREE ELLIPSIS. CLUES #2 and 3.</h2><p>It&#39;s 2019, we should ALL know that an ellipsis means you&#39;re DTF. <em>Especially</em> if it follows the word bed.............. HELLO, EARTH TO THIS GUY?!</p><p>Unfortunately, he completely missed the first three clues.</p><h2>Then she proceeded to describe her bed as &quot;soft on one side&quot; and &quot;firm&quot; on the other, adding &quot;I want it firm.&quot; CLUE #4.</h2><p>Honestly, I&#39;m blushing. This is NSFW. This woman is a hero. Yet her crush somehow remained completely unaware of her increasingly obvious advances, and suggested she reach out to some guy named Randy.</p><p>RANDY?!!?!??!!??! DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? He was seriously blowing this but she continued to give him a chance, being not only heroic but patient and clearly pretty in to this guy.</p><h2>So she dropped Clue #5 that she would prefer this dude over Randy to help her with her &quot;bed problem.&quot;</h2><h2>Then when he inquired why, she said, &quot;I&#39;d just prefer it. You know?&quot; CLUE #6.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/CUoEzMJ#Y52ekF2" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-gF7ks1.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/CUoEzMJ#Y52ekF2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>He&#39;d have to be living on another planet not to get it at this point. But, apparently Earth is not this man&#39;s home.</p><h2>So she took things up a notch, if you can imagine, inviting him over at 11:30 pm, for drinks. DRINKS!!!!!!! CLUES #6 and 7 and the most obvious ones yet.</h2><p>You don&#39;t invite someone you don&#39;t know to your apartment at 11:30 pm for drinks unless you want to kiss or bang&mdash;unless you have a serious drinking problem.</p><p>But did he get the message? STILL NO.</p><h2>So she put all of her cards on the table with the most obvious hint in the history of obvious hints: she tried to lure him over by saying he could use her shower. HER SHOWER. CLUE #8.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/3-ACwu4L.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Did he <em>finally </em>get the message? NOPE. Wow, dude. Wow???!?!?!?!??!?! At this point, even Kuda was starting to lose her cool-da (SORRY). She dropped an annoyed-face emoji and laid on the ellipsis, the text version of shaking someone by the shoulders and yelling &quot;HELLO?????? ARE YOU THERE???&quot; Alas, he was not there.</p><h2>So she was forced to do the last thing any person with a crush wants to do: she was forced to be straightforward and honest about her feelings.</h2><p>She straight-up confessed that she likes him.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/4-5UwU1j.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!</h2><p>So, what did we learn today? Lesson #1: if someone texts you out-of-the-blue, asks you specifically for &quot;help&quot; with their bed at 11:30 pm along with drinks and then tells you that you can use your shower, THEY LIKE YOU.</p><p>Lesson #2: if you&#39;re dropping hints and someone&#39;s not picking up on them? Just be honest&mdash;if you&#39;re brave enough. It just might work.</p><p>Brb I have a text to send.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Girl posts texts between her and guy she likes who didn't pick up on her obvious hints.

In the era of texting, DM&#39;s and Instagram stories, it can be more confusing than ever to know if someone likes you. For example, what does it mean if they immediately watch all your Instagram stories but take days to respond to texts?! (No seriously, I&#39;m asking) There are so many signals to interpret on so many different communication platforms that dating can feel like a mystery you have to solve.So it&#39;s refreshing when someone tries to make their crush&#39;s life easier by dropping clues so obvious that the person would have to be completely oblivious not to pick up on them. However, this doesn&#39;t always work because there are a lot of clueless people out there&mdash;they&#39;re called &quot;men.&quot; Haha jk, of course #notallmen are oblivious to a woman&#39;s subtle (or not-subtle) hints that she&#39;s in to them. But a lot of them are. And honestly, it can be pretty endearing.A girl named Kuda shared a prime example of a clueless guy, her neighbor, who was completely unaware that she likes him, even when she kept dropping the most obvious possible hints.She shared their texts on Imgur where they went viral, because her struggle and his struggle&mdash;both very different struggles&mdash;are entirely too real and relatable to a lot of people.First, she reached out to him out-of-the-blue after getting his number from a mutual friend. CLUE #1.  ImgurThen she said she needed &quot;help&quot; with her &quot;bed&quot; followed by THREE ELLIPSIS. CLUES #2 and 3.It&#39;s 2019, we should ALL know that an ellipsis means you&#39;re DTF. Especially if it follows the word bed.............. HELLO, EARTH TO THIS GUY?!Unfortunately, he completely missed the first three clues.Then she proceeded to describe her bed as &quot;soft on one side&quot; and &quot;firm&quot; on the other, adding &quot;I want it firm.&quot; CLUE #4.Honestly, I&#39;m blushing. This is NSFW. This woman is a hero. Yet her crush somehow remained completely unaware of her increasingly obvious advances, and suggested she reach out to some guy named Randy.RANDY?!!?!??!!??! DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? He was seriously blowing this but she continued to give him a chance, being not only heroic but patient and clearly pretty in to this guy.So she dropped Clue #5 that she would prefer this dude over Randy to help her with her &quot;bed problem.&quot;Then when he inquired why, she said, &quot;I&#39;d just prefer it. You know?&quot; CLUE #6.  ImgurHe&#39;d have to be living on another planet not to get it at this point. But, apparently Earth is not this man&#39;s home.So she took things up a notch, if you can imagine, inviting him over at 11:30 pm, for drinks. DRINKS!!!!!!! CLUES #6 and 7 and the most obvious ones yet.You don&#39;t invite someone you don&#39;t know to your apartment at 11:30 pm for drinks unless you want to kiss or bang&mdash;unless you have a serious drinking problem.But did he get the message? STILL NO.So she put all of her cards on the table with the most obvious hint in the history of obvious hints: she tried to lure him over by saying he could use her shower. HER SHOWER. CLUE #8.  Did he finally get the message? NOPE. Wow, dude. Wow???!?!?!?!??!?! At this point, even Kuda was starting to lose her cool-da (SORRY). She dropped an annoyed-face emoji and laid on the ellipsis, the text version of shaking someone by the shoulders and yelling &quot;HELLO?????? ARE YOU THERE???&quot; Alas, he was not there.So she was forced to do the last thing any person with a crush wants to do: she was forced to be straightforward and honest about her feelings.She straight-up confessed that she likes him.  IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!So, what did we learn today? Lesson #1: if someone texts you out-of-the-blue, asks you specifically for &quot;help&quot; with their bed at 11:30 pm along with drinks and then tells you that you can use your shower, THEY LIKE YOU.Lesson #2: if you&#39;re dropping hints and someone&#39;s not picking up on them? Just be honest&mdash;if you&#39;re brave enough. It just might work.Brb I have a text to send.

In the era of texting, DM&#39;s and Instagram stories, it can be more confusing than ever to know if someone likes you. For example, what does it mean if they immediately watch all your Instagram stories but take days to respond to texts?!...