After hosting two long-running cooking shows, opening several successful restaurants, and kicking it up various notches, Emeril Lagasse's latest conquest appears to be your mother. Try not to think about things like whether or not he'll yell "Bam!" during his moment of climax with the woman who birthed you, or if he'll end up being your new stepdad, and just look forward to what is sure to be a delicious and awkward breakfast.

Just don't let him feed her Skittles >>


[ Via urlesque]