It may seem incredibly depressing to think that the only thing warming your bed during these cold winter months is the laptop you snuggle up beside, but that's an antiquated thought process. This is the future. You're not alone if you have a trusted computer that intimately knows your tastes in music, sitcoms, and pornography. Let the machines repay us for building them by providing the occasional adrenaline and dopamine needed to simulate an emotional connection with another living being.