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Gime all teh yummee kal woo.

You know how sometimes when you're wasted, all you can think about is a greasy, foldable slice of kale? A Washington, D.C. resident got the drunk munchies for greens recently, and stole a neighbor's kale plant right out of their yard. 

Aaron Wiener, the owner of the plant, wasn't too surprised when it was taken from his unfenced-in yard. "We wrote it off as lost, a casualty of the urban environment," he wrote in Washington City Paper.

But then, something surprising happened. The drunk thief sobered up and returned to make amends. He or she left the note below under a flowerpot, along with a $25 gift card to Ace Hardware, which Wiener writes will "restock our gardening supplies in the spring."

Sources: Washington City Paper